i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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