I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest