You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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