we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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