Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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