we're blogging at a bar
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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