Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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