i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she pinky promised me she was 18
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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