Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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