My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oh god it's open bar.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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