Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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