my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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