Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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