you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I'm really busy with my period
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