the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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