quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Less talking, more tequila
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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