I wanna bring you to show and tell
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i think i just lost a toe
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
