So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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