what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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