I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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