Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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