No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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