just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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