Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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