come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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