So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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