We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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