while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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