Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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