"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Boobs are out for the taking
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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