i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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