Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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