i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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