The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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