I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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