she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
How naked do you want me to be?
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