don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I have post one night stand depression
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