:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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