Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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