So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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