So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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