if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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