Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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