I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Someone signed my nipple.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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