just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.