Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
