So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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