capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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