Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
