Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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