I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
