Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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