lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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