are you still at the devil's house?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
