U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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