Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
