I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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